Retirement Card Quotes

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Sooner or later I'm going to die, but I'm not going to retire.

Retirement may be looked upon either as a prolonged holiday or as a rejection, a being thrown on to the scrap-heap.

Retirement is the ugliest word in the language.

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

It is better to live rich than to die rich.

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.

A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.

Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer's day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time.

A man can't retire his experience.

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.

The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.

When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.

There's an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job.

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.

You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.

Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.

Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is empty of purpose until 65 will not suddenly become filled on retirement.

A lone maple leaf resting on sand Have you ever been out for a late autumn walk in the closing part of the afternoon, and suddenly looked up to realize that the leaves have practically all gone? And the sun has set and the day gone before you knew it, and with that a cold wind blows across the landscape? That's retirement.

Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can't retire his experience. He must use it. Experience achieves more with less energy and time.