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I was thinking Im going to die but I'm not going to tap
Sep 28, 2025
Sooner or later I'm going to die, but I'm not going to retire.
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.
Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!
When some people retire, it's going to be mighty hard to be able to tell the difference.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.
Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."
I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Sometimes it's important to work for that pot of gold. But other times it's essential to take time off and to make sure that your most important decision in the day simply consists of choosing which color to slide down on the rainbow
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.
When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer's day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time.
When one door closes, another one opens.
A man can't retire his experience.
Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.
Forever, and forever, farewell, Cassius! If we do meet again, why, we shall smile; If not, why then this parting was well made.
I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.
The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.
When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT
There's an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job.
Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.
Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering.
Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can't retire his experience. He must use it. Experience achieves more with less energy and time.
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
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