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if you make waffles, throw out the first one.
Sep 29, 2025
Took the G out yo waffle, all you got left is your ego.
I've waffled before. I'll waffle again.
You shоuld eat а waffle! Yоu саn't bе sad іf уоu eat а waffle!
You have to be pretty tough to be an actor, and you have to be pretty certain what you want. You can't waffle through this business.
You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!
Even for the most excitable preacher, there was nothing inherently sinful about a waffle.
Now, see," Wes said, nodding at my plate, "this is going to blow your mind." I looked at him. "It's a waffle, not the second coming.
Poetry is a mystic, sensuous mathematics of fire, smoke-stacks, waffles, pansies, people, and purple sunsets.
My thoughts are like waffles - the first few don't look so good.
That's usually how they start, the young ones. Meaningless waffle.
Sounded like a load of waffle to me." "There was some important stuff hidden in the waffle.
Life is too short to wonder where you hid your waffle maker.
We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work, it doesn't matter. But work is third.
Some days I feel like playing it smooth. Some days I feel like playing it like a waffle iron.
The one thing I hate about other managers is waffle that is nowhere near the truth. I would never conduct myself like that.
The waitress comes over to me like, 'What'chu readin' for?' I had never been asked that. Not 'What am I reading?' but 'What am I reading for?' Goddammit, you stumped me. Hmm, why do I read? I suppose I read for a lot of reasons, one of the main ones being so I don't end up being a... waffle waitress.
You really should be able to feel the higher power of music and be moved by it, rather than listening to me waffle on and having to explain it.
Herpes, AIDS, the Middle East at full throttle. Better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle.
I'm a love-it-or-hate-it person. I don't waffle.
Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps
I love the smell of Waffle House; it's the smell of freedom, being on the open road and knowing that ninety percent of the people eating around you are also on that road. Truck driver's, road-trippers, hangovers--those who don't live that monotonous life of society slavery.
You try to make every word count, so there's no doubt what you're talking about. When you're young, you waffle away. Well, I'm done with that. I think it's much more interesting to say just what you mean.
Why can't I just eat my waffle?
Waffles. Im craving waffles." Bex rolled onto her side. "Tell your waffles hi for me.
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
I am faced with a bruising dilemma: pay to fix the dishwasher or continue serving everything in waffle cones.
I have always loved Waffle House. It's been like an oasis in the desert many times late at night after one of my concerts.
A taste so profound and complex that it can't even be compared to other tastes, only to emotions. Cheesy waffles, I was thinking, tastes like love without the fear of love's dissolution.
Ian sighed wanly. "I once had the means to be gaga over art–before I found myself in a country where the standard of beauty is toaster waffles shaped like cartoon characters.
Though her husband often went on business trips, she hated to be left alone. "I've solved your problem," he said. "I've bought you a St. Bernard. Its name is Great Reluctance. Now, when I go away, you shall know that I am leaving you with Great Reluctance!" She hit him with a waffle iron.
We went to America a few times and [Brian] Epstein always tried to waffle on at us about saying nothing about Vietnam. So there came a time when George [Harrison] and I said 'Listen, when they ask next time, we're going to say we don't like that war and we think they should get right out.' That's what we did.
We have some breaking news from our dedicated kale coverage desk here at NPR.Starting now, Chick-fil-A has kale on its menu next to the spicy chicken sandwich and the waffle fries. It's called the Superfood Side.
Occasionally, I make waffles for breakfast for any employee who wants to talk to me. I make them around 8 A.M. as an incentive for people to show up early.
Waffles are just awesome bread.
You know how sports teach kids teamwork and how to be strong and brave and confident? Improv was my sport. I learned how to not waffle and how to hold a conversation, how to take risks and actually be excited to fail.
What do you miss about being alive?" The sound of my mom singing, a little off-key. The way my dad went to all my swim meets and I could hear his whistle when my head was underwater, even if he did yell at me afterward for not trying harder. I miss going to the library. I miss the smell of clothes fresh out of the dryer. I miss diving off the highest board and nailing the landing. I miss waffles" - p. 272.
If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.
One the next corner stood a cinder block restaurant with a hand-painted sign that read CHICKEN & WAFFLES. There was a queue of twenty people outside. “You Americans have the strangest taste. What planet is this?
He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.
Late February, and the air's so balmy snowdrops and crocuses might be fooled into early blooming. Then, the inevitable blizzard will come, blighting our harbingers of spring, and the numbed yards will go back undercover. In Florida, it's strawberry season- shortcake, waffles, berries and cream will be penciled on the coffeeshop menus.
I know you're Belgian, that's where those waffles come from.
I knоw you're Belgian, that's whеrе thоsе waffles соmе frоm
Unprotected sex just feels better in a Waffle House bathroom.
I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts.
Way, way back in the day, like in the 1990s, if you wanted to tell everyone you ate waffles for breakfast, you couldn’t just go on the Internet and tweet it out. There was only one way to do it. You had to go outside and scream at the top of your lungs, 'I ate waffles for breakfast!' That’s why so many people ended up in institutions. They seemed crazy, but when you think about it, they were just ahead of their time.
I pictured my mom, alone in our little apartment on the Upper East Side. I tried to remember the smell of her blue waffles in the kitchen. It seemed so far away.
It took about three minutes for the unassuming Waffle House to become the new offices of the law firm of Amber, Amber, Amber, and Madison. They set up camp in a clump of booths in the corner opposite from us. A few of them gave me an "oh, good, you are still alive" nod, but for the most part, they had no interest in anyone else.
Do that, and the best you can hope for is that people will ignore you. More realistically, you'd be skinned alive, or possibly sentenced to ten year hard labor writing microcode for waffle irons and toaster ovens.
Aside from a couple of signature flourishes, there's nothing to mark Paycheck as the product of acclaimed action director John Woo. In fact, there's little about this movie that makes it worth anyone's time and money. With a script that waffles between being hilariously absurd and insultingly stupid, and action scenes that won't cause anyone's pulse to skip a beat, Paycheck is less appealing than a lump of coal in a Christmas stocking.