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I am certain that the good Lord never intended grapes to be made into grape jelly.
Sep 21, 2025
What is man, when you come to think upon him, but a minutely set, ingenious machine for turning with infinite artfulness, the red wine of Shiraz into urine?
Wine rejoices the heart of man and joy is the mother of all virtues.
May our house always be too small to hold all of our friends.
A man cannot make him laugh - but that's no marvel; he drinks no wine.
I am falser than vows made in wine.
It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine.
Drinking wine was not a snobbism nor a sign of sophistication nor a cult; it was as natural as eating and to me as necessary.
God made only water, but man made wine.
We thought of wine as something as healthy and normal as food and also as a great giver of happiness and well being and delight.
The discovery of a wine is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars.
My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine.
A bottle of good wine, like a good act, shines ever in the retrospect.
Remember gentleman, it's not just France we're fighting for, it's Champagne!
Either give me more wine or leave me alone.
Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.
Life's too short to drink bad wine or smoke poor cigars.
Life is too short to drink bad wine.
I like best the wine drunk at the cost of others.
A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover.
Wine is a living liquid containing no preservatives. Its life cycle comprises youth, maturity, old age, and death. When not treated with reasonable respect it will sicken and die.
Wine is one of the most civilized things in the world and one of the most natural things of the world that has been brought to the greatest perfection, and it offers a greater range for enjoyment and appreciation than, possibly, any other purely sensory thing.
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
Drink to me only with thine eyes, And I will pledge with mine; Or leave a kiss but in the cup And I'll not look for wine.
Good wine is a good familiar creature if it be well used.
He who loves not women, wine, and song Remains a fool his whole life long.
Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason
Wine ... offers a greater range for enjoyment and appreciation than possibly any other purely sensory thing which may be purchased.
Wine comes in at the mouth And love comes in at the eye; That's all we shall know for truth Before we grow old and die.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Wine gives a man nothing... it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.
Wine is sunlight, held together by water.
Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, sermons and soda water the day after.
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
A meal without wine is like a day without sun
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Best while you have it use your breath, There is no drinking after death.
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.
Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.