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The longest sentence you can form with two words is: I do.
Sep 24, 2025
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
The triumph of hope over experience.
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
Well, you know, the definition of second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
All tragedies are finished by a death, All comedies are ended by a marriage.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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