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If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
Sep 30, 2025
If you're not getting older, you're dead.
I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed.
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Your True Nature Is Love. There's Nothing You Can Do About It.
Ignore reality, there's nothing you can do about it.
They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Time and tide wait for no man.
Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
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