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Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.
Oct 2, 2025
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.
stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover.
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.
He who loves not women, wine, and song Remains a fool his whole life long.
There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards; there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.
We hear of the conversion of water into wine at the marriage in Cana as of a miracle. But this conversion is, through the goodness of God, made every day before our eyes. Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, and which incorporates itself with the grapes, to be changed into wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.
God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Good people drink good beer.
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.
I drink to make other people interesting.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same.
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