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God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.
Sep 29, 2025
The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.'
In my opinion, most of the great men of the past were only there for the beer - the wealth, prestige and grandeur that went with the power.
Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop.
Let no man thirst for good beer.
Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.
Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.
There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover.
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. I wonder would they know it was me?
He who loves not women, wine, and song Remains a fool his whole life long.
Homer no function beer well without.
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of the eyes.
Instead of water we got here a draught of beer, a lumberer's drink, which would acclimate and naturalize a man at once,-which would make him see green, and, if he slept, dream that he heard the wind sough among the pines.
Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.
Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.
An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger.
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution!
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
Good people drink good beer.
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.
I drink to make other people interesting.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can!
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same.
That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
A God in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.