Golf Game Quotes

Two things I take very seriously in life. My golf game and my relationship with God. Neither one is simple

There are no maladies in my golf game. My golf game stinks.

I am decidedly unfriendly during a golf game, from the first hole to the last.

My golf game is getting real good. Last week, I got through the windmill.

Pretty it's pretty good for me because I'm over here in the winters. It's really improved my golf game.

Show me a man with a great golf game, and I’ll show you a man who has been neglecting something.

Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad.

Golf is a game you can never get too good at. You can improve, but you can never get to where you master the game.

Golf is the only game I know of that actually becomes harder the longer you play it.

Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player.

The game has such a hold on golfers because they compete not only against an opponent, but also against the course, against par, and most surely- against themselves.

Any game where a man 60 can beat a man 30 ain't no game.

I've said a thousand times, you can't go into a shop and buy a good golf game.

Golf is a spiritual game. It's like Zen. You have to let your mind take over.

Golf is just a game - and an idiotic game most of the time.

No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs can be entirely good for the soul.

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life not to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy.

"After all, golf is only a game", said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is any kink in their character. They simply don't realise what they are saying.

Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place.

I never played a round when I didn't learn something new about the game.

I have found the game to be, in all factualness, a universal language wherever I traveled at home or abroad.

I don't like the glamour. I just like the game.

Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win.

Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.

There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.

Golf is a game in which you yell "for," shoot six, and write down five.

The trouble that most of us find with the modern matched sets of clubs is that they don't really seem to know any more about the game than the old ones did.

Golf is a better game played downhill.

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how to play.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink.

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

I play with friends, but we don't play friendly games.

It's so ridiculous to see a golfer with a one foot putt and everybody is saying "Shhh" and not moving a muscle. Then we allow nineteen year-old kids to face a game-deciding free throw with seventeen thousand people yelling.

Most people play a fair game of golf - if you watch them.

Golf is not, and never has been, a fair game.

President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner have agreed to play a round of golf together. Imagine the two of them at the end of that golf game? Boehner will be crying over his score and Obama will be giving three explanations as to why his score is actually better than it appears.

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.

One reason golf is such an exasperating game is that a thing we learned is so easily forgotten, and we find ourselves struggling year after year with faults we had discovered and corrected time and again.

Golf is assuredly a mystifying game. It would seem that if a person has hit a golf ball correctly a thousand times, he should be able to duplicate the performance at will. But such is certainly not the case.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots - but you have to play the ball where it lies.

No matter what happens - never give up a hole....In tossing in your cards after a bad beginning you also undermine your whole game, because to quit between tee and green is more habit-forming than drinking a highball before breakfast.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

Golf isn't like other sports where you can take a player out if he's having a bad day. You have to play the whole game.

No-one will ever have golf under his thumb. No round ever will be so good it could not have been better. Perhaps this is why golf is the greatest of games. You are not playing a human adversary; you a playing a game. You are playing old man par.

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.