Motivational Golf Quotes

There is no room in your mind for negative thoughts.

Resolve never to quit, never to give up, no matter what the situation.

A lot of guys who have have never choked, have never been in the position to do so.

Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course

Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.

Golf is a game in which you yell "for," shoot six, and write down five.

Nobody asked how you looked, just what you shot.

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

One of the things that my parents have taught me is never listen to other people's expectations. You should live your own life and live up to your own expectations, and those are the only things I really care about it.

I'm a very intense person. When I go after something, I want to go after it with everything I have. I want to push myself to the edge.

The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Forget your opponents; always play against par.

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?

What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.

It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

The more I practice, the luckier I get.

There is no room in your mind for negative thoughts. The busier you keep yourself with the particulars of shot assessment and execution, the less chance your mind has to dwell on the emotional. This is sheer intensity.

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

I never felt that I didn't have a chance to win.

I've always made a total effort, even when the odds seemed entirely against me. I never quit trying; I never felt that I didn't have a chance to win.

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.