Retirement Farewell Quotes

I was thinking Im going to die but I'm not going to tap

Sooner or later I'm going to die, but I'm not going to retire.

Retirement may be looked upon either as a prolonged holiday or as a rejection, a being thrown on to the scrap-heap.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

Retirement is the ugliest word in the language.

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.

Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.

There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!

When some people retire, it's going to be mighty hard to be able to tell the difference.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

In retirement, only money and symptoms are consequential.

Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.

I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.

A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.

When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.

When one door closes, another one opens.

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

Forever, and forever, farewell, Cassius! If we do meet again, why, we shall smile; If not, why then this parting was well made.

Don't be dismayed by good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes, is certain for those who are friends.

Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.

The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.

When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.

Before you speak, listen. Before you write, think. Before you spend, earn. Before you invest, investigate. Before you criticize, wait. Before you pray, forgive. Before you quit, try. Before you retire, save. Before you die, give.

There's an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job.

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.

I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.

Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is empty of purpose until 65 will not suddenly become filled on retirement.

I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left.

People who refuse to rest honorably on their laurels when they reach retirement age seem very admirable to me.