Retirement Party Quotes

Do what you want to do, when you want to do it ... and not a moment sooner.

Retirement may be looked upon either as a prolonged holiday or as a rejection, a being thrown on to the scrap-heap.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

Retirement is the ugliest word in the language.

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.

Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.

Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.

It is better to live rich than to die rich.

A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

Sometimes it's important to work for that pot of gold. But other times it's essential to take time off and to make sure that your most important decision in the day simply consists of choosing which color to slide down on the rainbow

When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.

A man can't retire his experience.

The Republican Party is a friend of Social Security the way Colonel Sanders was a friend of chickens.

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.

When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.

Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is empty of purpose until 65 will not suddenly become filled on retirement.

People who refuse to rest honorably on their laurels when they reach retirement age seem very admirable to me.

Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can't retire his experience. He must use it. Experience achieves more with less energy and time.

In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party.

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.