Craft Beer Quotes

We may not know who is craft beer but we sure as hell will know what is craft beer by who isn't.

Leinenkugels makes better beer now that Miller bought them. It will license insecure people to like craft beers.

The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.'

Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop.

Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.

Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.

We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old.

I recommend...bread, meat, vegetables, and beer.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.

He who loves not women, wine, and song Remains a fool his whole life long.

You don't consume craft beers in great quantities just to get loaded; you consume craft beers because you like the taste of the beer. People are asking for beer based on what they're eating, which is quite a change from the way it was.

I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand.

God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.

For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.

The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of the eyes.

For the second straight year, craft beer is the fastest growing segment of the U.S. alcoholic beverage industry. In 2005, craft beer experienced a 9 percent increase in volume, nearly triple that of the growth experienced in the wine and spirits industry.

God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.

An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution!

No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

They who drink beer will think beer.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

Good people drink good beer.

I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.

Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.

I drink to make other people interesting.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.