Dumb Celebrity Quotes

Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.

First my mother was Spanish. Then she became a Jehovahs Witness.

I'm not good with time. Like, if I ask you the time and you say A quarter to 2, I wouldn't know. Why can't you just say 2:30?

If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society.

I don't know, man, I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian.

I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.

I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish and I know that's very popular out there in Africa.

And now the sequence of events in no particular order.

I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to.

I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.

I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.

I won't go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I've ever felt to home.

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel.

We all lived in this century, I didn't live in this century.

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history.

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.

I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.

I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian.

I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.

I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.

All of a sudden you're like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I'm going through.

Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone.

I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.

I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them.

I owe a lot to my parents, especially by mother and my father.

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.