Dumbest Celebrity Quotes

If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth.

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I have the sensation that something is eating my brain.

Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.

If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society.

I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.

I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish and I know that's very popular out there in Africa.

I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to.

I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.

I’ve never been drunk in my life. I don’t use recreational drugs.

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.

I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.

I won't go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I've ever felt to home.

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel.

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush.

Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.

All of a sudden you're like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I'm going through.

Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone.

I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.

When I pictured heroin, I pictured some crazy crackhead with no shoes under a bridge. You never think that is going to be you. And it never was me. I was never under a bridge, and I always had shoes.

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.

I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.

I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them.

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

Pretty people aren't as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas.