Stupidest Celebrity Quotes

What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?

The internet is a great way to get on the net.

Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.

If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society.

I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.

I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish and I know that's very popular out there in Africa.

And now the sequence of events in no particular order.

I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to.

I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.

I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.

I won't go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I've ever felt to home.

I'm not going for the sixteenth chapel.

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush.

I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.

Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.

I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.

I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.

All of a sudden you're like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I'm going through.

Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.

Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding.

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.

Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.

I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them.

I owe a lot to my parents, especially by mother and my father.

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.