Golf Swing Quotes

It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good shot.

His driving is unbelievable. I don't go that far on my holidays.

Tempo is the glue that sticks all elements of the golf swing together.

My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.

The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.

Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.

Golf is a game in which you yell "for," shoot six, and write down five.

You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about.

I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right.

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.

It goes without saying that it is no good having a perfect setup, perfect grip and perfect golf swing if the whole thing is misaligned. It sounds obvious but many players simply do not spend enough time getting themselves on target.

I don't believe there is anything like a natural golf swing. A golf swing is an unnatural thing, and it has to be developed.

Through years of experience I have found that air offers less resistance than dirt.

There is no movement in the golf swing so difficult that it cannot be made even more difficult by careful study and diligent practice.

The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

Using TrackMan is very important in the development of your golf game because it gives you such good data on what your golf swing is doing and where it needs to go.

Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry Garcia. The ball changes everything.

He has the finest, fundamentally sound golf swing I've ever seen.

My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.

Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.

I think the golf swing is all about rotation, all about trying to keep the club on plane.

When Tiger was 6 months old, he would sit in our garage, watching me hit balls into a net. He had been assimilating his golf swing. When he got out of the high chair, he had a golf swing.

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

The moment the average golfer attempts to play from long grass or a bunker or from a difficult lie of any kind, he becomes a digger instead of a swinger.

Everybody can see that my swing is homegrown. That means everybody has a chance to do it.

Having a great golf swing helps under pressure, but golf is a game about scoring. It's like an artist who can get a two-inch brush at Wal-Mart for 20 cents or a fine camel-hair brush from an art store for 20 dollars. The brush doesn't matter - how the finished painting looks is what matters.

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

The head has no purpose in the golf swing. It simply goes where the body takes it

Forget the last shot. It takes so long to accept that you can't always replicate your swing. The only thing you can control is your attitude toward the next shot.

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.

Swing hard in case you hit it.

I played a lot of baseball growing up, and I always hit better if I kept moving before the pitch instead of standing still in the batter's box. I think a waggle does the same thing in the golf swing. It keeps you relaxed and gets your body ready to hit the ball.

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.

The only thing you should force in a golf swing is the club back in the bag.

What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.

Golf is the only sport I know of where a player pays for every mistake. A man can muff a serve in tennis, miss a strike in baseball, or throw an incomplete pass in football and still have another chance to square himself. In golf, every swing counts against you.

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

Sex is the most fun you can have without smiling.

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.

I see things written about the golf swing that I can't believe will work except by accident .