Irish Beer Quotes

Until we meet again, may the good Lord take a liking to you.

When I get a very generous introduction like that I explain that I'm emotionally moved, but on the other hand I'm Irish and the Irish are very emotionally moved. My mother is Irish and she cries during beer commercials.

That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way?

This world has angels all too few, and heaven is overflowing.

I can resist everything except temptation.

St. Patrick... one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish.

When money's tight and is hard to get And your horse has also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.

In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.

It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money.

In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.

May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.

When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. I wonder would they know it was me?

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.

Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.

God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

I would give all of my fame for a pot of ale and safety.

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.

I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.