Malt Quotes

He taught me the difference between a good single malt whisky and a bad one.

Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach?

After doing extensive research, I can definitely tell you that single malt whiskies are good to drink.

You peasant swain! You whoreson malt-horse drudge!

There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and the other one is Malt Whisky

I was a drinker, so I went through the scotches. Before single malts hit, there were really cheap scotches, because nobody was paying attention to them. Then by the time they started jacking those prices up, I moved on to vodka.

Well, we have to realize the truth about the person who is a hip-hop insider. Most of these people are not really insiders. They are people who are chosen to do an interview and they will make a statement and say that they are a part of the hip-hop culture, but from an intellectual standpoint, they are not very sharp, because back in '1990..'91 one would criticize somebody for doing one type of commercial and say that's not real hip-hop and then another rapper turns around and sell them malt liquor and say that's real hip hop.

It was strange to stand there in front of the mirror and see myself like I was my own best friend, a kid wanted to hang with forever. This was a boy I could travel to the seacoasts with, a boy I'd like to meet up with in foreign cities like Calcutta and London and Brazil, a boy I could trust who also had a good sense of humor and liked smoked oysters from a can and good weed and the occasional 40 ounces of malt. If I was going to be alone for the rest of my life this was the person I wanted to be alone with.

Yeah, tell me I'm a bottle of single malt scotch, she thought. That's the way to my heart.

When the water of a place is bad it is safest to drink none that has not been filtered through either the berry of a grape, or else a tub of malt. These are the most reliable filters yet invented.

If a tax on malt would raise the price of beer, a tax on bread must raise the price of bread.

I had dropped a good design, which I had once bent my thoughts upon, and that was to try if I could not make some of my barley into malt, and then try to brew myself some beer.

Long John would sometimes hold his interviews in the Carnegie Delicatessen, which is the most famous delicatessen in New York up by Carnegie. Let's see, 57th Street, you're down to like 50th Street and 7th Avenue... You'd go in there and everybody would be eating a heart attack on a plate, pastrami, malts, that kind of stuff. But it literally was the place where Woody Allen would go.

Why, if 'tis dancing you would be, There's brisker pipes than poetry. Say, for what were hop-yards meant, Or why was Burton built on Trent? Oh many a peer of England brews Livelier liquor than the Muse, And malt does more than Milton can To justify God's ways to man. Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink For fellows whom it hurts to think: Look into the pewter pot To see the world as the world's not.

Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink for fellows whom it hurts to think.

For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.

Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

Good people drink good beer.

Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.

And malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man.

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.

Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same.